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GUNFIELD
Combining a shmup with Vampire Survivors-style weapons, and why not throw in some good pixel art while we're at it? The game has good movement and isn't particularly difficult. I'd consider it a good choice for anyone…NOOBSNOPLAY / FOR DEVELOPERS
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A few real published pieces so you can get a feel for how we write. We’re open to discovering all kinds of games.
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Little Ghost
Little Ghost starts with a simple premise full of personality. The game takes an ordinary home office, places a little ghost inside it, and transforms everyday objects into a vast universe to explore. Created by Sync…
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Epistory - Typing Chronicles
The best thing about Epistory - Typing Chronicles is, without a doubt, its unique identity: all combat takes place through typing. And what’s most impressive is that, at no point, does it feel like one of those old,…GET IN TOUCH
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GUNFIELD
Combining a shmup with Vampire Survivors-style weapons, and why not throw in some good pixel art while we're at it? The game has good movement and isn't particularly difficult. I'd consider it a good choice for anyone…ReviewRecommended
Little Ghost
Little Ghost starts with a simple premise full of personality. The game takes an ordinary home office, places a little ghost inside it, and transforms everyday objects into a vast universe to explore. Created by Sync…ReviewRecommended
Epistory - Typing Chronicles
The best thing about Epistory - Typing Chronicles is, without a doubt, its unique identity: all combat takes place through typing. And what’s most impressive is that, at no point, does it feel like one of those old,…
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Cobalt Miner
An experience with soul, overshadowed by its own marketing Cobalt Miner is the classic example of a game that ended up falling victim to its own synopsis. It didn’t need grandiose promises in the store description to…
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Thunder Hoop Collection (QUByte Classics)
Whether you experienced the arcade craze of the ’90s or are passionate about preserving and reviving lesser known gems from that era, the Thunder Hoop Collection is one of those pleasant surprises. Originally developed…
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BULLACATOR -pusher tank battle-
BULLACATOR -pusher tank battle- sounds like somebody challenged a developer to combine a roguelite deckbuilder with an arcade coin-pusher and somehow turn it into a proper battle system. It sounds ridiculous on paper.…
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Death's Hangover
Death’s Hangover is a good little Breakout game with a few ideas that make the familiar ball and paddle routine feel more involved. It is not mind blowing, and it does not need to be. If you like Arkanoid and want…
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Sort Them Ducks
Sort Them Ducks understands the appeal of putting things in order, then makes the process so pleasant that it becomes suspiciously easy to lose track of what you meant to do next. I found it cozy, fun, and intuitive…
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Dicevaders
Extreme danger!! Approach this game with extreme caution. This developer already proved they knew how to make a great Roguelike with StarVader, and now they decide to take inspiration from Balatro for their next…
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Alex & Arty
Alex & Arty is an action-adventure built around exploration, combat, environmental restoration, and the relationship between Alex and her companion Arty. One of its most interesting ideas is Arty’s ability to transform…
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Dungeon Bomber
Dungeon Bomber fooled me a little at first. I thought I had found a nice casual game about placing bombs, making big explosions and passing some time. Then I started clearing stages and the game just kept adding more…
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Kumatopia
Kumatopia hooked me almost instantly it totally took me back to the 90s Tamagotchi days. It just chills in this tiny window on your desktop, and honestly, I wouldn't even want a fullscreen mode. The whole charm is…
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Dark Avos
Dark Avos makes one thing clear almost immediately: it has no interest in making you feel safe. My first recruit was a Warlock, which felt weirdly appropriate, and then I died to the first enemy I fought. I wasn't even…
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Gunclone Arena
Gunclone Arena has one idea that immediately gives it personality: you're not just surviving an arena, you're performing in a ridiculous futuristic TV show. And for me, the announcers are easily the best part of it. The…
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Glow of Honeydew
Glow of Honeydew is a short, hour long kinetic novel that completely caught me off guard. At first glance, the art style is undeniably cute, and the main character comes across as incredibly relatable and a bit goofy.…
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Solitaire: Kingdom in Chains
Solitaire: Kingdom in Chains was a really pleasant surprise. I already dig games that are good for short sessions, and this one fits the bill perfectly. It became my go-to game to open up in the middle of work, play a…
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Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
What if you combined Mario 64 with Crazy Taxi? And that's how Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom is born. More precisely, the game is a platformer focused on collectibles, where new levels are unlocked as you collect them. You…
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MR. RECORDS
MR. RECORDS got me with the art almost immediately. It looks incredible. Not just “nice art direction” incredible, either. There were moments where it genuinely felt like I had jumped into some weird animated music…
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GRID/
GRID/ took a little while to click with me. At first, the visual style felt strange, but once I understood the whole “debugging a broken system” idea, it started to fit. The soundtrack is good too, even if it gets…
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Rooster
Rooster is one of those games that caught me with its visuals first and then slowly made me care much more about its characters than I expected. It is simply beautiful. The art has so much personality, and the…More personal favorites
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Dungeon Bomber
Dungeon Bomber fooled me a little at first. I thought I had found a nice casual game about placing bombs, making big explosions and passing some time. Then I started clearing stages and the game just kept adding more…ReviewRecommended
Gunclone Arena
Gunclone Arena has one idea that immediately gives it personality: you're not just surviving an arena, you're performing in a ridiculous futuristic TV show. And for me, the announcers are easily the best part of it. The…
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33 Days till Extraction
33 Days till Extraction does something I wasn't entirely sure an isometric shooter could pull off: it actually makes shooting feel good. The perspective may be top-down, but the way the reticle reacts to distance,…Want to talk about your game before sharing anything?
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