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GUNFIELD
Combining a shmup with Vampire Survivors-style weapons, and why not throw in some good pixel art while we're at it? The game has good movement and isn't particularly difficult. I'd consider it a good choice for anyone…NOOBSNOPLAY / FOR DEVELOPERS
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I’m Bruno, the person behind Noobsnoplay, an independent game discovery and review project from Brazil. I like getting to know the people making games and what makes each one interesting.
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A few real published pieces so you can get a feel for how we write. We’re open to discovering all kinds of games.
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Little Ghost
Little Ghost starts with a simple premise full of personality. The game takes an ordinary home office, places a little ghost inside it, and transforms everyday objects into a vast universe to explore. Created by Sync…
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Epistory - Typing Chronicles
The best thing about Epistory - Typing Chronicles is, without a doubt, its unique identity: all combat takes place through typing. And what’s most impressive is that, at no point, does it feel like one of those old,…GET IN TOUCH
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GUNFIELD
Combining a shmup with Vampire Survivors-style weapons, and why not throw in some good pixel art while we're at it? The game has good movement and isn't particularly difficult. I'd consider it a good choice for anyone…
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Dicevaders
Extreme danger!! Approach this game with extreme caution. This developer already proved they knew how to make a great Roguelike with StarVader, and now they decide to take inspiration from Balatro for their next…
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Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
What if you combined Mario 64 with Crazy Taxi? And that's how Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom is born. More precisely, the game is a platformer focused on collectibles, where new levels are unlocked as you collect them. You…
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CrossCode
An excellent RPG with a very fun and surprisingly deep combat system, charismatic characters, and puzzles that start off easy but will really test you later in the game. The game’s premise is that you are an MMORPG…
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StarVaders
This is a combination of ideas I never knew I wanted, but I'm glad I discovered it. A Roguelike that combines Space Invaders with Mega Man Battle Network and surprised me in the best ways possible. To summarize the…
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WuLin Showdown
A good roguelike, clearly inspired by games like Slay the Spire, but with its own combat gimmick that gives you a good variety of combos. However, it lacks a bit of impact and a progression reward. The combat uses a 5x4…
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Fallen Leaf
Looking for a platformer with a lot of variety? Fallen Leaf is a great choice. It’s a mix of Mega Man when it comes to movement and Kirby in terms of how the levels are structured. There are plenty of secrets and…
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Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo
This is the kind of game you get when a dev asks themselves, “How much can I get out of a single idea?” and then decides to make a roguelike using a yo-yo. The sheer number of ideas, attacks, and movement options that…
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Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils
This is the kind of game more people should play, especially fans of platformers in general. To me, it’s the kind of game that needs a famous YouTuber, speedrunner, or someone similar to bring it the audience it…More personal favorites
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Dungeon Bomber
Dungeon Bomber fooled me a little at first. I thought I had found a nice casual game about placing bombs, making big explosions and passing some time. Then I started clearing stages and the game just kept adding more…
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Gunclone Arena
Gunclone Arena has one idea that immediately gives it personality: you're not just surviving an arena, you're performing in a ridiculous futuristic TV show. And for me, the announcers are easily the best part of it. The…
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33 Days till Extraction
33 Days till Extraction does something I wasn't entirely sure an isometric shooter could pull off: it actually makes shooting feel good. The perspective may be top-down, but the way the reticle reacts to distance,…Want to talk about your game before sharing anything?
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