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GUNFIELD
Combining a shmup with Vampire Survivors-style weapons, and why not throw in some good pixel art while we're at it? The game has good movement and isn't particularly difficult. I'd consider it a good choice for anyone…NOOBSNOPLAY / FOR DEVELOPERS
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I’m Bruno, the person behind Noobsnoplay, an independent game discovery and review project from Brazil. I like getting to know the people making games and what makes each one interesting.
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A few real published pieces so you can get a feel for how we write. We’re open to discovering all kinds of games.
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Little Ghost
Little Ghost starts with a simple premise full of personality. The game takes an ordinary home office, places a little ghost inside it, and transforms everyday objects into a vast universe to explore. Created by Sync…
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Epistory - Typing Chronicles
The best thing about Epistory - Typing Chronicles is, without a doubt, its unique identity: all combat takes place through typing. And what’s most impressive is that, at no point, does it feel like one of those old,…GET IN TOUCH
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Deadzone: Rogue
Crisp sci-fi gunplay meets addictive roguelite progression. Blasting through hordes of space horrors with game-breaking builds is endlessly fun.
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Flick Shot Rogues
Flicking your heroes across the board like physics-driven billiard balls to smash enemies is weirdly satisfying. A clever, chaotic turn-based roguelike with punchy tactical depth!
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Reventure
Discover 100 hilarious ways to end the adventure, from accidentally crushing yourself to slaying the king on minute one. Brilliantly stupid platforming comedy!
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Valfaris: Mecha Therion
Blast through cosmic hordes in a heavy-metal shoot 'em up. Dogfighting space mutants with a devastating arsenal while guitar riffs shred in the background is pure arcade chaos.
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Valfaris
Headbang through an aggressive metal-fueled sci-fi slaughterhouse. Unleashing heavy weaponry against grotesque space mutants with blistering pixel-art action is pure, unadulterated adrenaline.
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No Parachute
Falling face-first down a deadly tunnel with no parachute while dodging mines is pure adrenaline. Fast, brutal, and wonderfully chaotic. Watch your limbs!
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CODE VEIN
An anime Soulslike with deep character creation and brutal combat. Partnering up to tackle relentless bosses and master unique blood codes makes every brutal victory deeply rewarding.
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Tesla vs Lovecraft
Pilot a giant mecha and blast cosmic horrors to pieces with crazy steampunk weaponry. Fast-paced, chaotic, and relentlessly fun twin-stick shooting at its finest!
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Gunfire Reborn
An incredible mix of FPS combat, RPG skills, and roguelike runs. Looting crazy guns and blasting through stages in co-op is endlessly fun and brilliantly chaotic.
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Forager
An insanely addictive open-world grind. Gathering resources and unlocking skills that break the game's economy is pure dopamine. You'll say 'just one more minute' and lose hours.
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Shape of Dreams
A genius blend of action roguelike and MOBA-style combat. Crafting custom spell builds on the fly while surviving relentless monster hordes is fiercely addictive. Absolutely stellar
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Aegis Defenders
A wildly clever blend of platforming, tower defense, and fast-paced puzzle solving. Switching characters on the fly to mine and build frantic defenses is pure genius. Highly recommended!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate makes its strongest case through the way its characters and powers change the feel of a run. The Turtles are not just four skins over the same moveset: each has a distinct…
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Wizard with a Gun
Brewing wild custom bullets to blast chaotic sandbox biomes is wildly fun. Co-op survival meets clever magic crafting in a stylish, unforgiving sandbox. A brilliant blast!
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Stick Fight: The Game
Friendships will end over this chaotic physics fighter. Hilarious weapon drops, collapsing stages, and pure ragdoll madness make every single match an absolute riot. Pure multiplayer fun!
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Sephiria
An absolute gem of an action roguelite. Blending fast-paced combat with clever inventory grid management makes every run uniquely addictive. Gorgeous pixel art and endless builds!
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The Plan
A bizarre, atmospheric five-minute journey as a humble fly falling through a dark forest. Zero challenge, pure existential vibe. A quirky, hauntingly beautiful art piece worth experiencing.
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Palworld
Pokémon with guns sounds like a meme, but building a sweatshop run by cute creatures is absurdly addictive. Surprisingly deep survival crafting meets chaotic creature collection. A blast!
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Omensight: Definitive Edition
Reliving the same apocalyptic day to unravel a murder mystery is brilliantly executed. Fast-paced combat blended with branching time loops makes every single run endlessly thrilling.
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Noobs Want to Live
Survive overwhelming monster waves by stacking chaotic spell builds. A fast-paced, highly addictive bullet heaven that turns frantic dodging into pure satisfaction. Highly recommended!More personal favorites
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Dungeon Bomber
Dungeon Bomber fooled me a little at first. I thought I had found a nice casual game about placing bombs, making big explosions and passing some time. Then I started clearing stages and the game just kept adding more…
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Gunclone Arena
Gunclone Arena has one idea that immediately gives it personality: you're not just surviving an arena, you're performing in a ridiculous futuristic TV show. And for me, the announcers are easily the best part of it. The…
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33 Days till Extraction
33 Days till Extraction does something I wasn't entirely sure an isometric shooter could pull off: it actually makes shooting feel good. The perspective may be top-down, but the way the reticle reacts to distance,…Want to talk about your game before sharing anything?
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